COMETH THE HOUR, COMETH THE MAN (men)

At this crisis hour in Ulster`s history there is only one man with the courage, integrity, wisdom and Protestant principle who can lead Ulster and the Lundy party!

Uncle Andy Lundy

He has more good qualities than the current bunch have anyway!

True Protestants will be glad to know Uncle Andy can be backed up by “true friends,” unlike the current Lundy party leadership. Your wives, daughters and sons will be perfectly safe in the hands of these men.

Red Hand Luke

(who will be his Deputy leader and “Spiritual” guide)

"Big Meryvn"

Who will be Press Officer and manager of all Uncle Andy`s “young ladylike research assistants.”

All the grassroots members of the Lundy party need not fear, the world known war-cry of the Lundy party and its "foundational principles" will not change under the new leadership, it will still be;

FOR FRAUD AND ULSTER!

You American, Canadian, Australian and other lesser nationalities will not be familiar with this "hidden" part of our culture.

For further research;

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It was never very funny after Nuala McKeever left. She is every true Ulstermans "Fantasy woman" though I hear she is a bit haggard and chubby looking at the minute.

There are reports that Iris Robinson is receiving Phscychiatric treatment at the moment. That should put an end to the nasty rumours about her being shacked up in some plush ski resort "lovenest" with "Sir Les Patterson" the Australian Cultural ambassador to everywhere, especially "massage parlours."

I have a sneaky feeling there could be a few more Lundy party politicos in the same place as Iris before the week is out!

Ps 44:14 Thou makest us a byword among the heathen, a shaking of the head among the people.