Some as yet unidentifiable, people are spreading malicious rumours I wrote this book. I want to make this very, very, clear I most defintitely did not write this book.
I am totally confident MI5 know exactly who wrote the book and I am totally confident they know exactly where he is.
I am also totally confident they are not going to do anything about it!
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