It will take a consortium of financial wizards to sort Ranger out. Have no fear, Peter Pinnochio Punt, Iris, Seymour Sweeny, TumbleDown Dick Lundy Jnr and Gregory Lundy could easily deal with this problem.
I mean people who can buy bits of property for £5 and people who rent office space from their wives must know every trick in the book!
They all have previous experience dealing with matters of high finance!
1 Samuel 12:21And turn ye not aside: for then should ye go after vain things, which cannot profit nor deliver; for they are vain.