A HUMILIATION A DAY

Punt stands alone at Pansy street.

Peter Punt`s former assesment of the political marrage between IRA/MI5 and the Lundy party being, "a battle a day", has proven inaccurate. Since Punt took over as leader it has turned out to be "a humiliation a day" for him.

Edwin has become rather uppity.

Punt`s latest embarrassment comes in the form of some awkward questions from Pootsy. It is quite apparent Edwin has decided to show a distinct lack of respect to the new leaders of his party, Punt and Nigel Lundy. When someone like Edwin openly insults these two, it is clear the Dup`s venture into full-blown Lundyism is all going to end in tears.

Grove Playing Fields. N.Belfast

An solution to national stadium conondrum exists. The Grove playing fields has now become the ideal location. It is situated right beside the "Elim Montanist Center" , which is getting a lot of publicity at the moment. Any athlete injured during competition can be "instantly healed" as this modern day variation of a "Protestant Lourdes" is nearby. Even the sudden death of a competitor is not a problem, he or she will be brought back to life and will resume normal activity very quickly.

The only people who do not want "healed" are the nearby residents of Tiger`s Bay, if any of them them get "healed" they would have to give up their DLA!

When the "Spirit of Prophecy" becomes available the result of all competitions will be announced from the Montanist center 1 hour before kick-off. This will bring huge financial benfits to all the citizens of N.Ireland as they will make a big killing at the bookies every time a sporting event takes place.

As Montanism is the chosen religion of Mr and Mrs Punt no doubt this convient solution would have their complete patronage.
It is surprising the BBC have never asked TumbleDown Iris her opinion on the superstitious lunacy taking place in the "Elim Montanist Center", I wonder would she describe it as an "abomination."

Anyone who wants to do some research into modern day Montanism can start here.


The "Judas Goats" of N.Antrim have been busy duping the parents of the schoolkids into welcoming Marty to the constituency and standing by as he lectures the kids about the dangers of divisiveness in our society.
Another humiliation is in store for Dr Lundy, the proposed "Paisley musical comedy" is going to turn into an embarassment.
I wonder who will play Valerie Shaw in the movie?

The greatest humiliation is yet to come. Does anyone now doubt this scene will be repeated in the New Ulster?

Nancy Pelosi speaker of the House of Representatives grovels to the AntiChrist as Bush looks on. Antichrist paves way for Irish visit.

It is now clear the outing of Paul Berry was just a small part in the big picture.

This threat has silenced both Lundy parties from making any further statements regarding moral issues. You know what they say, "The threat is stronger than the execution." Steven King was obviously a very busy boy during his foray into "Ulster politics."

Thought for today!

Pr 1:26 I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh;