Neil Donachy or whatever his name is has found his true niche in life. He is the "Private Pike" of Irish Republicanism!
Private Pike`s details can be revealed below.
Birthplace ----- Belfast, Britain.
Nationality ---- British.
School ---- I would rather not say!
Most exciting time of life so far? ------ serving as an Altar boy.
Most depressing time of life so far? ----- The day my priest was arrested!
Proudest moment of life so far? ----- Joining the "Irish Republican Movement" and becoming a "ceasefire soldier!
Biggest influence on your life? ---- J118.
Biggest success in life so far? --- stirring up a Loyalist/Unionist protest.
Biggest acheivement so far? ---- driving both communities further apart.
Your political ambition? ----- Taking J118`s place as JOINT First Minister.
Your main ambition in life? ---- Becoming an MI5 agent like J118 and causing another "Bloody Sunday," I would love a machine gun for Xmas!
"Private Pike" described in the Bible!
For at the window of my house I looked through my casement,
And beheld among the simple ones, I discerned among the youths, a young man void of understanding,