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Friday 5 November 2010

MEDICAL BREAKTHROUGH

TIGERS BAY SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH AND DEVELOPMENT GROUP has been the first to recognise a modern day variation of illness. It can be officially termed "Cyberspace Paranoia."

This affliction manifests itself in Facebook users who spend prolonged periods of time on Facebook. Their view of life becomes very distorted, so much so that they confuse Cyberpace with reality. A serious delusion of grandeur will manifest itself in a manner by which the sufferer actually starts to think he or she is very important!

One sad case of this condition can be seen in the activites of a certain George Kirkpatrick, a Facebook user who has now reached the stage he is raving to people not to click on any messages from Sam Flanagan. Obviously in his deluded state he spells the name wrong. He claims it is a "SUSPECTED VIRUS."

Now just ask yourself how this poor individual actually reached the stage were he regards himself important enough to be targeted by a "Reluctant Recruit Virus?"

Perhaps some of George`s friends could urge him to take 7.5mg of Zopiclone and 4 mg of Risperdone on a daily basis.

As an alternative to this medicine based treatment, some of his friends could send him this video clip every two hours, he will gradually begin to be brought back to reality when he realises this video plays very succesfully and there are no virus`s to be found on his computer.

Facebook users be careful, CYBERSPACE PARANOIA is a real danger.



Ecclesiastes 1:9
What has been will be again, what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sun.

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