THE "BILLY BOYS" NIGHTMARE

A possible "Spin" from Timothy Johnston to TumbleDown Dick in a effort to save their careers. In a bid to give a demonstation of "transparency in government" Junior in his role as "Producer" for the up and coming Musical Comedy "From Pope to Dope" will tender the musical score of the movie to every man woman and child in N.Ireland.

TumbleDown Dick Lundy jr

After a resonable consultation period Junior will award the contract to Willie McLundy. He will state he did not know Willie was a member of the DUP or even a minister in the FPC. When eyebrows are raised at this, Junior can stress I have never, never, never, never met him!

Willie McLundy AKA "The Pink Prophet"

The enterprising Willie will eagerly seize his moment to enter Hollywoods hall of fame. He has a very clever plan for the movie. The 1985 Belfast City Hall Never,Never,Never,Never scene will be slightly altered for artistic and dramatic effect!

Willie will rewrite the Ibrox,Windsor Park and well known Ulster classic. Picture the scene as the movie shows Willie urging the 200,000 crowd in a warm up for the big speech.

"Everybody sing lets hear you, you all know the words!

"WE ARE, WE ARE, WE ARE THE SILLY BOYS
WE ARE, WE AARE YOU`LL KNOW US BY OUR TOYS
WERE UP TO OUR NECKS IN EVERYBODIES BLOOD
WE WILL SURRENDER RATHER THAN DIE
FOR WE ARE THE SILLY SILLY BOYS!"