Pope Lundy1 of AchanvilleThe Pope has given this interview to UTV to mark his first 6 months in office.
Before his 4 years is up I expect N. Ireland to be renamed "ACHANVILLE", in memory of the Biblical narative illustrating crime and punishment.
Joshua 7:1-20.
Joshua 22:20 Did not Achan the son of Zerah commit a trespass in the accursed thing, and wrath fell on all the congregation of Israel? and that man perished not alone in his iniquity.
Have you committed a crime?, does every one know about it?, are you about to face punishment?, flee to Achanville.
Shady Property developers, deisel launderers, drug dealers all wellcome. Do you need to murder a rival? don`t worry this can be called "internal housekeeping." In Achanville the police know everthing but strangley they never prosecute serious criminals! A very special welcome awaits all eastern European pimps and prostitutes. Welfare grants freely available to help get your new career of the ground.
When Pope Lundy1 visits America he can extend an invitation to the Masonic Papal puppet who is instrumental in creating the Pope`s "New World Order". Achanville could be Bush`s perfect retirement home.Money grabbing professional preacher??? this is the place for you! There are more gullible Christians per head of population in Achanville than anywhere else in the world.
Member of a secret Roman Catholic society? a well paid influential job is yours for the taking!
The government of Achanville will stop at nothing in their quest to ensure a society which is returned to Biblical values!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Unfortunately their motto text for this perverse utopia is found in Revelation 18:11-14;
11 And the merchants of the earth shall weep and mourn over her; for no man buyeth their merchandise any more:
12 The merchandise of gold, and silver, and precious stones, and of pearls, and fine linen, and purple, and silk, and scarlet, and all thyine wood, and all manner vessels of ivory, and all manner vessels of most precious wood, and of brass, and iron, and marble,
13 And cinnamon, and odours, and ointments, and frankincense, and wine, and oil, and fine flour, and wheat, and beasts, and sheep, and horses, and chariots, and slaves, and souls of men.
14 And the fruits that thy soul lusted after are departed from thee, and all things which were dainty and goodly are departed from thee, and thou shalt find them no more at all.
11 And the merchants of the earth shall weep and mourn over her; for no man buyeth their merchandise any more:
12 The merchandise of gold, and silver, and precious stones, and of pearls, and fine linen, and purple, and silk, and scarlet, and all thyine wood, and all manner vessels of ivory, and all manner vessels of most precious wood, and of brass, and iron, and marble,
13 And cinnamon, and odours, and ointments, and frankincense, and wine, and oil, and fine flour, and wheat, and beasts, and sheep, and horses, and chariots, and slaves, and souls of men.
14 And the fruits that thy soul lusted after are departed from thee, and all things which were dainty and goodly are departed from thee, and thou shalt find them no more at all.
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