JUST IN CASE YOU HAVE NOT NOTICED IT BY NOW, NICK CLEGG IS AS THICK AS A PINK PRESBYTERIAN DUP VOTER!

Early morning news reports are revealing the thicko Nick Clegg will be weighing up Cameron`s, "lets form a government options." It is such fun to see these political puppets make fools of themselves all on round the clock TV.

Clegg would be better advised to ponder the little Middle Eastern saying;

"The Arabs have the oil,

Israel have the matches."