ALAN LUNDY SWALLOWS A CAMEL

Various news sources around the world are picking up on the story of a local minor policitian called Alan Lundy who is a member of the Kincora Old Boys Association.

Unfortuntely they are treating the story in a frivolous manner and it is not getting the proper coverage it deserves.

The story goes as follows;  Alan Lundy is a local minor politico/farmer who agreed to let  some bubble head, modern day, celebrity do some filming in one of his fields. 

He then intervened to stop the filming because the bubble head was either taking her clothes off or taking some of her clothes off to pose in a provocative manner.

Alan described the bubble head`s actions as inapropriate.

What the news sources do not reveal is the fact that the very same Alan Lundy who objects to the behaviour of the  bubble head, has absoluteley no objection in helping mass-murdering IRA/MI5 agents to grab political office in N.Ireland.  

He had no objection when one of his co-party members recently committed adultery but was not disciplined by the KOBA hierarchy.

There are various theories going the rounds as to why Pam Lundy MLA faced no disciplinary action.  If you have a logical mind you can probably work out at least one of the reasons. 

He is also a member of the same party which at least two members namely Willy  McLundy and Field Marshall Jeffrey Lundy are suspected of hiding behind Super-Injunctions yet Alan Lundy does not think it "inapropriate" that the two characters do not make a public statement denying the matter.

Judging the story by the Telegraph coverage, Alan Lundy is also engaging in theological heresy. Though I have to add. I would not like to judge someones theological views on a story carried in a UK paper.  Most UK journalists have sold thier souls to the Antichrist, they are very unreliable guides in theological matters!

The Bible describes people like Alan Lundy as those who strain at a gnat but swallow a camel.

Matthew 23:24
Ye blind guides, which strain at a gnat, and swallow a camel.