DROMOREPSYCHOSIS

There are growing signs a large number of Lundies have been stricken with the dreaded Dromorepsychosis. Some of the symptoms of this realtively new disorder are;

1. Hysteria, an classic example of this was displayed by Nigel Lundy on an early morning interview on Radio Ulster. "We will not be bullied by anyone," he hysterically cried.
The sufferer is usually someone who wants to forget they recently have been bullied. In Nigel`s case by the Jesuit threat of the dreaded "Plan B", also by Eileen and Doc.

2. Delusions of grandeur. A textbook illustration of the delusion can be seen in the demeanour and utterances of Nelson McLundy in the video clip. Both Nelson and Nigel are at serious risk as they know what happened in the Dromore by election will be repeated in a much larger way in any election in N.Belfast.

3. Great fear about the future. Leads the sufferer to go to great lengths in assuring everyone, he never agreed to the ST Andrews Deal and was in fact working to bring it down.
In the most extreme forms the sufferer will goes as far as to claim he or they have gained a great victory over their enemies. Doc, TumbleDown Dick, Willie McLundy and lately Gregory Lundy have exhibited symptoms of this extreme stage of illness.

4. Heightened anxiety about the loss of the sufferers material abundance.
This leads the sufferer to lie to every journalist he meets, in an urge to let the world know he is an important prime mover in the intended removing the leader. The sufferer feels in some strange way, he must get rid of the leader if he is to keep his present wealth and status.

Eventually if not treated this disorder will lead to paranoid behaviour, in which the sufferers will see each of his or her colleagues as a threat to themselves. The early stage of this dangerous element of the illness is a compulsion, willingness and where possible, the actual carrying out of an act of leadership removal.

There is no known human cure for this new illness. Those afflicted eventually decay to a state of mind where they can only repeat over and aver again the mantra, "But Doc told me there was no alternative."