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Tuesday 9 June 2009

THE ULSTER SCOTS TRANSLATION SOCIETY


Dear Neslon,
Can I please have a £5,000,000.00 grant to set up my very own Ulster/Scots cross-community/ Multi-cultural/Multi-racial association?
Could you please tell me how to say "p45," in Ulster/Scots?
There is another phrase I would like translated, how do you say, "Lets all stick a knife in Peter`s back at the same time, you know it makes sense?"
The best phrase of all in Ulster/Scots would be, "Lets do to Peter and Iris what we were going to do to Cecil Walker!"

This slimy character thought everything was a joke just a few weeks ago, he is not laughing much now is he???????






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