LAUGHTER

Psalm 126:2 Then was our mouth filled with laughter, and our tongue with singing: then said they among the heathen, The LORD hath done great things for them.

SOME ONE HAS POSTED THIS. I HOPE IT MAKES YOU LAUGH!

MR.PAISLEY PRINTS said...
"BREAKING NEWS"...BREAKING NEWS" ALERT BREAKING NEWS ALERT.........................................DATELINE 7/9/07TONIGHT IT WAS LEARNED THAT DURING THE PRESBYTERY MEETING TO REPLACE DR.IAN PAISLEY THAT THE "BIG MAN "TURNED THE TABLES ON THE EFFORT TO UN SEAT HIM.THE GENERAL PAISLEY "DECLARED "MARTIAL LAW"FOR THE ENTIRE FPC AND THE DUP ALL THE PEOPLES ASSOCIATED WITH EITHER THE CHURCH OR THE DUP WERE "SHUT DOWN "....FREE SPEECH WAS REMOVED FROM ALL NEWS WEBLOGS ,THEY WERE ALL SHUT DOWN AND CLOSED ALL PAST STORIES OF THE PROBLEMS THAT WERE PLAGUING THE GENERAL WERE REMOVED.THE PEOPLE IN ATTENDANCE AT FRIDAYS MEETING WERE TOLD TO "SHUT UP" SPEAK NO MORE OF SUCH THINGS .THEY WERE TOLD TO PUT A SMILE ON THEIR FACE AND LOOK HAPPY AS THEY LEAVE TO LAUGH BE LIGHT DON'T WORRY BE HAPPY WE HAVE NO PROBLEMS HERE. WE ARE ONE HAPPY FAMILY .WE HAVE ALSO LEARNED THAT THE COMMITTEE THAT WAS CHOSEN BY THE GENERAL TO INVESTIGATE ANY WRONG DOINGS COMMITTED BY THE GENERAL CAME BACK WITH A FULL REPORT....THE REPORT READS AS FOLLOWS..NO ABSOLUTELY NOT NOTHING THAT HE DONE WAS WRONG.END OF REPORT.????IT WAS NOTED THAT DURING THE TIME MID WAY DURING THE MEETING THAT THE GENERAL WAS "SWEATING A LOT " SO HE TOLD EVERYONE TO STAY PUT TILL HE CHANGED HIS OUTFIT AND FRESHENED UP WITH A SHOWER,WHEN HE RETURNED HE WAS WEARING HIS MILITARY OUT FIT VERY CLOSE IN STYLE TO FIDEL CASTROS MODEL BUT NOT AS BOLD AS THE GENERAL FROM PAKISTAN"S A BIT SOFTER.WE HAVE ALSO LEARNED AND WE HAVE IT ON GOOD SPECULATION THAT THE "NEW CRISIS "THAT HE WILL CREATE AT THE END OF HIS LAST 90 DAYS WILL BE ONE OF CASH OR A SHORTAGE OF SAME HE WILL STATE THAT THE CHURCH BECAUSE OF LESS ATTENDANCE =MORE EMPTY SEATS=LESS ON THE OFFERING PLATE =INCOME IS DOWN BY ALMOST 43% AND A CHURCH BUILDING AND PASTORS HOUSE REQUIRES A FULL 100% TO OPERATE . HE WILL TELL THE PRESBYTERY AT THAT MEETING IN 90 DAYS THAT THIS IS NOW A CRISIS AND ONLY HE THE GENERAL HAS THE SOLUTION SO IT IS FOR THIS REASON THAT I WILL STAY IN OFFICE FOR ANOTHER TERM THE LENGTH OF WHICH I WILL DECIDE.HE WAS ALSO OVERHEARD SAYING TO A CLOSE FRIEND THAT ANYONE WHO GIVES HIM TROUBLE HE WILL CLOSE THEIR BUILDING FIRST.THAT SHOULD CONTAIN THE TROUBLE MAKERS THEY WILL HAVE NO INCOME ,NO JOBNO HEALTH INS ,NO PENSION SO THERE HE WAS OVERHEARD SAYING.DEVELOPING STORY..........

PS. "A tell what you know "e-mail address link has been setup for anyone wishing to add a another piece of this puzzle ,if you were at the meeting or have spoken to someone who was there and would like to share this with PAISLEY PRINTS with out your name being used "guaranteed" please send your news bit to big_man1@operamail.com

remember the once famous quote of JOE PALOOKA

IT TAKES SOMETHING ABSURD WRITTEN TO DEAL WITH A REAL LIFE ABSURD PROBLEM. YUP THAT'S WHAT HE ONCE SAID.IF YOU KNOW OF ANYONE WHO HAS ANY KNOWLEDGE OF THE LIFE OF THE YOUNG MAN IN THE STORY PLEASE E-MAIL SAME TO thebigman2@gmail.comTUNE IN AGAIN SOON....MR.PAISLEY PRINTSPosted by MR.PAISLEY PRINTS at 12:37 PM 0 comments